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The Brexit Party

from 14​/​40: Hobo Sapien by Grant Sharkey

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What sort of party would The Brexit Party PLC (majority shareholder: Nigel Farage) have? It's here in song!

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We’re having a party!
It’s a Brexit Party – BRACE YOURSELVES!
It’s gonna get weird!
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Late at night in a secret room
Underneath every Wetherspoons
They congregate and prostrate themselves to Lord Farage!
They all start on their hands and knees
And take a shit on democracy
Then set it on fire and cram it back into their arse.
Getting high, getting drunk, getting naked
St George’s Sex Toy getting lubricated
Won half a vote this is how they celebrate it
They love their country and DON’T CARE IF THEY BREAK IT!
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Widdecombe reclines on a pile of coats
Spread and ready for the patriots
Who line up and wait to inseminate their queen
Nigel says that in nine months time
She’ll give birth to the golden child
Who’s bloodline’s divine and will help to define their creed.
Gettin’ voters wound up, frustrated,
Until Putin is masturbating,
Getting fucked up on fear and hatred
Fingers crossed that Anne’s ovulating!
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With a little bit of Russian Money
You too can decimate an entire country! [x4]
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[4 bars of drums]
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WE ARE SERIOUS AT POLITICS!
Now we have the woman what sang in Bucks Fizz
We’re not just some school kids grooming simple dickheads, you see.
We’re just a band of People’s Millionaires,
World renowned for how much we care
For the sick and the poor,
elderly (and their properties...)
We’re the party of constant outrage
Denying climate change and curing the gays,
You play the rats and we’ll play the plague
We’re gonna party like WE WILL BE OBEYED!
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You don’t have to be mad to work here
But everyone is mad who works here
You don’t have to bad to work here
But everyone is bad who works here
You don’t have to be rich to work here
But everyone is rich who works here
You don’t have to be evil to work here
But everyone is evil who works here
With a little bit of Russian Money
You too can decimate an entire country!

(Arron Banks is a Russian Asses
Tim Martin is a Drunken Asshat)

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from 14​/​40: Hobo Sapien, released November 3, 2019
Grant Sharkey - bass/keys/vocals
Dave Allon - drums

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Grant Sharkey UK

DIY, bass playing troubadour. On a mission to release an album every 6 months for 20 years.

RELEASE: 1st May and 5th November every year.

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