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Shit Sandwich

from 14​/​40: Hobo Sapien by Grant Sharkey

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This is a shit sandwich
Behold the shit sandwich
It’s a couple of slices of bread with some shit spread in-between
It’s not my shit sandwich
I don’t like shit sandwiches
Whomever this shit sandwich belongs to should come clean
When I find ‘em
Make ‘em eat it
And they’ll say ‘Yum! Yum!’
But they won’t mean it
Nobody likes shit sandwich
Why did you make this shitty sandwich?

HUH?!

This is a shit sandwich
Making a stench inside of my fridge
HEY I HAD A YOGHURT IN THERE and now it tastes of shit
It’s not a Poo Panini
Or a turd linguini
(it’s just a) white bread, run-of-the-mill sandwich made of shit
Whoever made it
Had better claim it
Saying ‘That’s my favourite’
“That’s the shit I’m craving’
If you make a shit sandwich
You better be prepared to eat it.

IF YOU MADE THIS SHIT SANDWICH
THEN YOU EAT THE SHIT SANDWICH
DON’T YOU DARE EVER BLAME ME IF YOUR BREATH NOW STINKS OF SHIT
YOU’RE THE ONE THAT DEFICATED
CUT OFF THE CRUSTS AND THEN YOU ATE IT
NOW ALL YOUR FRIENDS ARE WALKING AWAY, MAINLY BECAUSE YOU’RE EATING SHIT.
IF YOU’RE HUNGRY
DON’T GET ANGRY
IF YOU COULD NOT WAIT
FOR SOMETHING HEALTHY
This is a shit sandwich
Behold this Brexshit sandwich.

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from 14​/​40: Hobo Sapien, released November 3, 2019
Grant Sharkey - Double bass/vocals
Dave Allon - Drums

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Grant Sharkey UK

DIY, bass playing troubadour. On a mission to release an album every 6 months for 20 years.

RELEASE: 1st May and 5th November every year.

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