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It's a song about those folks with giant cars and tiny willies who think climate change is nonsense.

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He’s got a massive car – it barely fits down tiny roads
A massive car – seems that everywhere he goes
People get too close to him – and he beeps his tiny horn
Massive car – it keeps his ego nice and safe
Massive car – hand washed and waxed on Saturdays
Buy “those polish guys” – who are actually Latvians
He voted leave – he loves his country
And he loves sovereignty (whatever that means)
If you give him an inch – he’ll take a mile
And complain he’s only got a mile!
He’s got such a tiny heart and mind
He’s such a massive car...driver
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Massive car – with a hyper-macho name
Massive car – proves he a wealthy alpha male
It’s FORD COCKMASTER DEATH MERCHANT HYBRID, so don’t you ever mess with him
He’s got an angry wife – with a tiny little dog
She laughs at him – picking up tiny doggy logs
From the backseat – and he wishes she was dead
They’ve got some kids – but he hates them
‘Cuz they are communists – who support labour,
fight for equality, diversity and the whole planet’s ecology
They say, ‘Dad you’re such a fossil fool
You’re such a massive car...driver’
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One by one they all leave him
The house is empty in the evenings, he
Sits there crying, in the garage
‘I’m so lonely!
I’m so angry!
Why did they leave me?!
I’M BLOODY LOVELY!’
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He drives his massive car down to the local hospital
They’ve found a lump deep down inside his old bumhole
The doctor sighs – ‘there is nothing we can do’
(Government cuts)
He drives back home and starts his last days on the earth
Wondering, what his life was finally worth
Did people actually like him? But the answer’s too painful.
And then dies.
Placed in a box with penny’s on his dead eyes.
At the funeral everyone tries to cry,
But their eyeballs stay dry
And lie ‘he was such a great guy!’
But they’re actually kinda glad he’s dead
He was such a massive
Nightmare for the race and planet
He’s such a massive
Waste of time and resources
He was such a massive car...driver.

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from 14​/​40: Hobo Sapien, released November 3, 2019
Grant Sharkey - bass/keys/vocals
Dave Allon - drums

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Grant Sharkey UK

DIY, bass playing troubadour. On a mission to release an album every 6 months for 20 years.

RELEASE: 1st May and 5th November every year.

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