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Muslims
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“The problem with the Muslims is they just don’t integrate,” says a man who only integrates down the pub.
He’s says, “They’re brain-washed zealots of a cult that worships hate.”
And he should know because he’s made out of pure love.
This is what we get when give lonely, angry men the internet.
“The problem with the Muslims is they just don’t obey our laws,” says a man who’s chopping up cocaine in the bogs.
“And the way they treat their women,” he says, “makes me hate them even more,” he says before going over and begging the barmaid to suck him off.
This hypocrisy will be the end of you and me.
The problem for the Muslims is they just can’t fucking win whether they choose to ignore or stand up and confront this army made of imbeciles, alcoholics and angry dins who are led by a bunch of right, royal anti-cunts.
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Tories
03:38
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Doctor, doctor, can you help me please? There’s something strange going on around here. I pay my taxes for schools and hospitals but when I look they’ve all disappeared! And she said, “Hmmm...I’ve seen a lot of this going round. Hmmm...before I tell you, boy, you’d better sit down.” So I sat down, and she said said, “I’m sorry...but: you’ve got a case of TORIES (filthy parasites that feed of the poor), TORIES (no-one’s quite sure what those Tories are for), TORIES (they hate foxes but get off on war), TORIES (screw you ‘til you’re dead then screw you some more). They’re a cancer on the arse of the non-Tory class – they’re the Tories and they hate your guts, they’re the Tories – they’re death, by a thousand cuts.”
Doctor, Doctor – how can this be? I’ve used protection, tell me is there a cure? I have to tell my friends and family, can you do some tests so that we can be sure? She said, “Yeah...we can take a look at your society. And look for division and inequality.” I said “Do it!” and she did. And the samples went off. Three weeks later she called me back to her office and said. “It’s confirmed. You’ve got a case of TORIES (filthy parasites that feed of the poor), TORIES (no-one’s quite sure what those Tories are for), TORIES (they hate foxes but get off on war), TORIES (screw you ‘til you’re dead then screw you some more). They’re a cancer on the arse of the non-Tory class – they’re the Tories and they hate your guts, they’re the Tories – they’re death, by a thousand cuts.”
I said “So what’s next, how can I cure it?”
She said, “You’ve gotta get out and vote!”
I said, “For politicians – but they’re all the same!”
She said, “Nope.”
She said, “Thinking like that got you Tories in the first place”
I said, “Oh...”
She said, “If you don’t vote for something that’s better.
“You’re going to die if those Torie’s don’t go.”
It up to you to fight the TORIES (filthy parasites that feed of the poor), TORIES (no-one’s quite sure what those Tories are for), TORIES (they hate foxes but get off on war), TORIES (screw you ‘til you’re dead then screw you some more). They’re a cancer on the arse of the non-Tory class – they’re the Tories and they hate your guts, they’re the Tories – they’re death, by a thousand cuts.”
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Traitors
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Genitals
02:39
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Snowflakes
01:39
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Cokeheads
03:29
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Trollbadour
04:41
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Steampunks
00:29
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Nazis
00:31
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Robots
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Survivors
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Grow
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Grant Sharkey UK
DIY, bass playing troubadour. On a mission to release an album every 6 months for 20 years.
RELEASE: 1st May and 5th November every year.
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